The Orcs

 

The Orcs are the most barbaric, primitive, and numerous race in the galaxy. Their fragmentary, battle-hungry empires are scattered all over the place like roaches. And like roaches, they multiply and don't appear to be going anywhere no matter how bad you stomp them out. Simple and to the point, Orcs are led by the biggest and most savage warriors, run in huge packs, and are not happy or one with themselves unless there is a fight available. To the Orcs, ignorance is truly bliss. For some unfathomable reason, Orcs believe that red vehicles "go fasta" than all other vehicles. For some unfathomable reason, this principle that defies all physics appears to work for them...