Intro: The Terra Angels

 

It turned out to be the Terra Angels: an obscure chapter of the Space Nazis that held down the planet Accoprin. Shaka was no longer afraid of space nazis, and embarked on a mission to recover the obscure Librarian that had vital information about this seemingly new chapter of space nazis. His debriefing would yield bad news...

J.E.: Report.

A.S: Well........let us start like this: The Emerald Squad's lancers missed right out the bat. It doesn't matter what they missed, but they missed. However, the Terra Terminators missed as well. Then, our lancers missed again, but so did their tanks. It appeared to be a game of who can survive half-@ssed. Our Grav Tank was quickly destroyed, and the Terminators recovered the relic. Meanwhile, it appeared that everyone possessing a Krak missle had absolutely no aim, as did their rocket launchers. The Leopard Squad also failed to penetrate with the terrorfex, and their splinter rifles did absolutely nothing. <glares at Sundiata>

Sundiata:............oops.

<Archon Shaka II slices Sundiata's face in 4 places with his agonizer.....>

A.S.: Oops. All I can say is that there was ammunition everywhere on both sides, and neither side appeared to be penetrating with it. However, Nebula managed to take out 5 Space Marines with her neural disruptor. She also completely shook off a krak missile. <Nebula receives applause but seems strangely unemotional about the whole ordeal>

Edea IV: I would like to note however, that amidst the chaos, my unit did take out a Rhino. However, my Blasters failed to even come close to penetrating the Terminators, at which time Archon chose to concede the battle, as it was clear that we could not keep up with them. My Blasters have already been punished.

J.E.: It matters not. I have received information revealing that the Ulthwe have ambushed the Terra Angels and the relic has been lost. You all will see about finding it. I will not tolerate any excuses. Begone.

All: To hear is to obey.