The Little Big Bang

 

This was bizarre. Really, really bizarre. Apparently, it was obviously a hot spot. That is why the Jade Emperor decided to plan a major raid there. Intelligence confirmed that the Kabal of the Murky Sea had plans to hit the area too, so his mighty omnipotence decided to ally with them and split the loot. This planet, hell, this solar system was chock full o' resources of every kind, which was why the Imperial Fists were there to back up the Imperium. However, when Groznatatz's Boyz decided to take over that system, and brought his buddy Grozgak (accompanied with Grozgak's Boyz), they knew that they had a serious problem. This was an extremely serious problem, so extremely serious that the F*ck You Up Posse (it is rumored that they are an offshoot of Blood Angels) was called in for reinforcements. Around the same time, the Biel Tan needed to stock up on some...things and they called in the Furion Colony for an alliance, since the colony had a planet [?] Not too far from the Ganthi system that was being fought over. They weren't Exodites, though...This led to a very unusual situation: 8 armies from 4 different races fighting on the same planet at the same time, and relatively near each other since the Imperial Fist colony was the only established one on the planet.

For the longest time, the armies had just gathered up and faced eachother off, not actually doing anything. The Kabal of the Liquid Sword was situated to the west of the battlefield, and directly opposite them were the Space Marines. They appeared to be preoccupied with the incredibly massive Orc armies who were obviously coming for them. The Eldar came in from the north, much to the annoyance of Shaka. He really wished they would mind their business. Shaka sent a unit of grotesques over to protect one of the Murky Sea's sniper units from fire. He was expecting them to hold off the Orc armies to the south while he handled the Eldar to the North. Everybody was afraid to make the first move for fear of being annihilated by everyone else. Everybody except for the Jade Emperor. He gave his Archon the order to attack whoever was closest to his army, which happened to be the incredibly strange (even by Eldar standards) Furion Colony warriors. As the Liquid Sword took initiative, the Kabal of the Murky Sea followed suit in order to keep up.

The Zulu raider and the two units of jetbikes swarmed in towards the Furions, as they had 2 wraithlords and an Avatar approaching amongst other things. It was ugly, as the reavers with Imhotep had a hard time shooting, and the Horns (the other unit) were flanked by Howling Banshees. The Curse of the Lance was in full effect this day, as only one out of fourteen shots actually damaged anything. Furoon, the Supreme Master of the Kabal of the Murky Sea, had to send over one of his ravagers for support. Furoon was a little to eager for action, moved his troops up towards Grozgak's Boyz, dividing their attention. That wasn't good considering all of their attention was aimed at the Space Nazis. That wasn't the problem though. The problem was the Furions. The Avatar had fallen; as did the Wraithlords. However, so did Imhotep and the reavers. When Succubus Mali finally fell to the Howling Banshee Exarch, she took her blade and carved her name, Kaila, into his chest. Off to the northeast, the Biel Tan mostly just held steady and let everyone fight it out. Upon noticing this, everyone, even the Orcs, got wise and retreated. No one wanted the Biel Tan cowards to move in and slaughter who was left over so that they could get an easy victory. Once the Biel Tan noticed that the others were no longer fighting, they were afraid of being flanked by everyone else's army, and they retreated too.

Shaka was busy fighting against Furion troops as well as their leader, Ryan O'Killian. O'Killian killed off the Zulu Knights one by one until only Shaka and Jedi remained. The son of b*tch just wouldn't die. Off to the horizon, even more troops were showing up, including jetbikes and warp spiders. This fight was seriously unmatched. Intelligence confirmed that there were five legions of elites alone fighting with the Furion colony. Whatever they wanted in that system, they wanted it pretty bad. It was obvious that they were using everything they had to fight this battle. With that in mind, it wasn't worth pursuing. The Jade Emperor was satisfied with making his presence felt and ordered a retreat. The Dark Eldar were no longer the whipping boys of the galaxy, and everybody was learning this the hard way.

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